Found these two on a late night walk in NYC.

I was starving because of not being able to get a job before the Xmas break. I had met a beautiful girl out of my league around the same time. We made a pact that we would go out drinking together with out first paycheques. Night came; it was awesome. She knew a bar owner who knew another bar owner and we ended up drinking till 5am. She passed out in my lap. I felt so happy that she had gone that far. I remember feeling warmth on my pants. Like someone was peeing on me. She hadn't eaten a fucking thing and was now an alcohol fountain. Her friends her passed out on the sofa barfing. I was in the mens room in my boxer shorts drying my khakis in the hand dryer. Hehe. I took her back to my place and blacked out. She didnt talk to me after that. :(

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