I'm not one to bang on about stuff like this, but not really knowing much about it other than it was meant to be kinky, did you not think the whole thing was fucking bollocks? It actually pissed me the fuck off. All these fucking women obsessing over this bloke, who let's be honest, is a complete cunt. Some wimpy, innocent and naive virgin girl meets him, then shock, she quite likes being in the company of a fairly attractive billionaire who buys her a brand new car or whatever the fuck he does, he knows this and manipulates her into fucking him, gets pissed off when she goes to visit her parents, shows up even when she says no, treats her like complete shit, then wonders why she doesn't seem up for it much anymore? He doesn't even treat her like shit in a kinky, sub/dom sort of way, he is a legitimate bellend. "I don't make love... I fuck", then proceeds to have really close, gentle, passionate sex with her, taking her virginity, and wow, she likes him! What a shocker! I remember reading something when the book come out about how it's a poor representation of a real bdsm relationship and is borderline emotional manipulation, yeah, turns out that's completely true. Then you've got middle aged women gushing in their seats over this fuckhead, whereas in reality if their husband treated them like he did they'd be getting divorce papers shoved in front of them for being a cunt. My missus read it on holiday a few years back, and literally 90% of women on the beach were reading it. I flicked open a page to take the piss out of her, it was the bit about the contract, I saw "anal fisting" and thought, wow, maybe it is really kinky! The film is tame as fuck, about 5 sex short scenes in it, it's all just based around this rich fucking helmet being a smug manipulative prick, yet everyone's fanny is still dribbling about it. I honestly came out the cinema angry that people were even turned on by that shite. I'm not even a "white knighting neckbeard" type person, I couldn't give a fuck about people to be honest, but that whole 50 shades obsession is the biggest load of bollocks I've seen in a long long long fucking time.

Edit: PS, sorry about the rant. It is fucking bollocks though.