I'll tell you about what happened with me last weekend. I decide to go out. Just had a relationship put on hold, we'll probably date again in the future but until then, FUCK IT. I'm going out on on the town. I go out. End up finding a nice girl at the bar, plan on asking her out soon - she sees me a lot on campus. Anyways, I end up going to the bar/club. Fuck it. I look around, see a 10/10 Asian woman. We lock eyes. I'm a little hesitant to go after it because my confidence is still a little off. This shitfaced dude comes up to me and says "I take the blond, you take the Asian". FUCK IT. We go for it. Drunk bro gets shot down, I'm in the clear. End up dancing, making out and shit like that. I take her out the next night. Bars and clubs were kind of weak, but whatever. I ask her if she wants to come over to my place, she says yes. DAMN RIGHT I'M GETTING SOME ACTION TONIGHT (Neither of us had anything to drink). So we start getting freaky in my bed. I try going down on her, she didn't want it for some reason. So we keep playing around, and then I try to enter. NO-GO. So I'm like, "what's up? Everything okay?" She says "I'm a virgin". DAMMIT. So I find out she's a college freshman. Turned 18 in June. So what the fuck do I do? We stay up till 3:00 AM with her asking on how to fucking get through college. The dos and don'ts. So she falls asleep, I'm blue-balled, and I'm starving. So I nakedly walk into kitchen and eat cold stuffed-crust pizza from Pizza Hut. I realize that I have to pee, and I didn't wanna wake her, and I'm still standing in front of my fridge butt-ass naked. So I grab a cup and pee in it - filled almost to the top. For some reason that all made sense at what now is 4AM, and what made even ore sense was for me to put it in my fridge. She wakes me up at 8 after I fall asleep short after I place my pee in the fridge and tells me she needs to get back to her DORM. WTF. She wants to hang out and go to the game with me this Saturday. Hell. Fucking. No.