Fuck Billy King, and fuck this team. If this post gets 420 upvotes, this will become a subreddit dedicated to discussing pre-2000's movies.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Goodfellas, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Film school, and I’m close friends with several hundred acclaimed film critics from around the world, and I have watched over 98,000 Movies. I am formally trained in cinematography and I’m the quickest linker in all of /r/movies. You are nothing to me but just another uneducated pleb, who sympathizes with Michael Bay. I will blow you the fuck away with movie trivia prowess the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Goodfellas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Roger Ebert from the grave, and I’m telling him all about your shitty taste in movies so you better prepare for the storm, sheep. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taste in movies. Your days of talking shit about Martin Scorsese are fucking over, kid. I've watched every movie, in every language, and I’ve seen each one over seven hundred times, and that’s just times without the commentary. Not only am I extensively trained in film critiquing, but I have access to the entire database of Peter Travers’ reviews and I will use it to its full extent to cleanse your brain of your shitty taste in movies, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your disrespectful comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit movie knowledge all over you and you will drown in it. You’re out of your fucking element; go get your fucking shinebox.

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