FUCK THESE BITCHES!

Take action >:) It's immature, but worth it. "I ain't a killer, but don't push me. Revenge is like the sweetest joy, next to gettin' pussy." -Tupac

If you want help scheming, I'm good at it- in fact, I'm part of a small group who specializes in this sort of thing. Buddy of mine had a problem in high school with a bully(let's call him Bully Bill), but my friend is not the fighting type. So he knew that Bully Bill had a super mad crush on Jess (Hot popular girl). So what my friend did, was snatch her phone off of her desk while she wasn't looking, opened it (luckily it didn't need a passcode), and broke into her photos. He found a naked picture of her, and after quickly sneaking a peak himself, he closed it (while on that picture), and placed it in Bully Bill's backpack. Around 10 minutes later, class started, and nobody was the wiser. About 20 minutes into the lecture, Jess is looking like she lost something. She's shuffling around, checking her bag, whispering to her friends, and at the end of class, she uses her friend's phone to call hers.

And the look on her face when she hears her ringtone faintly coming from Bully Bill's bag was, according to my friend, priceless. It paled in comparison however, to Bully Bill's expression. He was near the door, but turned around and unzipped his bag, and pulled her phone out. She snatched it out of his hand, but not before berating him in front of everyone, and despite his explanations, she was having /none of it/. Then she opened her phone, and found the naked picture of her up on the screen. Screaming, shouting, fists, vice principals, it was total chaos. He got ISS for a week, and his mom wouldn't let him go to prom.

Problem solved, and without violence. It might seem petty, but the end result is always worth it. Good luck with the stupid bitches, and I hope you come up with something devious. Like I said- always worth the end result.

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