GAME THREAD: Braves (77-52) @ Mets (67-60) - Fri Aug 23 @ 07:10PM EDT

One time, I had a really bad toothache so my doctor told me to rinse with peroxide. I went through three or four bottles because it kept tasting like I was rinsing with sugar water.

This was in September. I go back in October after having not rinsed once.

I told him, “doc I couldn’t rinse with peroxide, it tasted like sugar.”

He sort of turned his head and smiled at me.

“You’re a mets fan?”

I nodded “yes.”

He then goes, “I can tell because your cavity is gone. Once that sweet sweet dick comes back, you’ll need to make another appointment.”

I was relieved but I asked him, “what happens if the sweet taste doesn’t come back?”

And he point blank said:

dont push a man till his back is against the wall, cause he’ll have no choice but to fuck his way to the top. Lay off the sugar, that sweet sweet dick is sweet enough

LFGM

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