** All right motherfuckers, my dick has been hard for 13 days and I’m sick of this shit. There aren’t any more cummies in my balls, them shits have been emptied so hard they look like oversized raisins. My dick is so purple when the wind touches it I start crying. I stick that shit up my waistband for school, thank God it’s only about 2 cm so that it doesn’t interfere with anything. I think a girl noticed in school that my penis was hard, but that might’ve been because I was jacking off under the table and wiping the cummies on the bottom of said table. I hate his shit so much, I might just yeet that littler fucker off with a butcher knife and sell it on eBay or something. I’m just informing y’all. I might go to a doctor after I do it to see if they can maybe turn the hole thingy I’ll get after the chopping into a nice, pristine vajayjay.**