Ehh. I'm brutally honest. When I tell stories on reddit people think I'm lying because redditors are used to other redditors being cowards. I'm 38. Super old for this subreddit I guess. Honesty has never been a problem with my marriage. She knows I despise beaches. It's not news to her. But as far as watching sports together?

My wife hates basketball about as much as I hate the beach. My kids are 3 and 6. Neither of them care about sports and I will never be the father that forces my kids to watch something. I let them pick what to watch on TV as long as it's fitting for two kids under 7. Maybe 4-5 years down the line we can be a family that watches sports together but it's just totally unrealistic right now.

But more than anything? Her parents are wildly conservative. Don't drink. Don't smoke. Don't party. Super religious. Don't curse. I told my wife "you do realize me at a bar is better than at the beach house where I'm probably gonna scream inappropriate words?"

I'm also drunk so don't look at the word count on this reply and think I'm taking it serious. I'm in my Grey zone of drunk which involves me talking a lot lol