Duke Nukem 3D, Quotes
These are quotes from the games Duke Nukem 3D and Duke Nukem 3D: Atomic Edition.
Yeah, piece of cake!
I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub.
It's time to abort your whole freaking species! (after defeating the Alien Queen)
My name's Duke Nukem.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! (Predated by Nada in They Live)
I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
[After finding Indiana Jones' body hanging on a wall] We meet again, Doctor Jones.
I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass.
You're an inspiration for birth control.
Groovy! (Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams in Evil Dead II)
See you in Hell!
[After stepping on feces] Shit happens.
Looks like it's time for me to go postal!
Where is it?
Hmmm... looks like I have the CON!
Born to be wiiiiiiiiild!
This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playin' the breast - uhh, the best tunes in town!
Shake it, baby!
You guys suck!
Go ahead, make my day! (Said by Harry Callahan in Sudden Impact)
So help me Duke.
Yippee ki-yay, motherf*cker.
Yohoho and a bottle of jack!
Harr matey, someone's gonna take a long walk off a short gang plank!
You wanna dance?
What? There's only one of you?
Nobody jacks with our independence!
After a few days of R&R... I'll be ready for more action!
Game over! (Shrapnel City's ending)
I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! (Pulp Fiction reference)
[Seeing a crushed T-800] Terminated!
Looks like cleanup on Aisle 4.
[After the player has stood still for some time] What're you waiting for? Christmas?
I'll be back. (From Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator)
Hail to the king, baby! (Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams in Army of Darkness)
I'm not crying over this!
[After destroying the robot mouse in Babe Land] Damn, that was annoying!
Hmmm... book 'em, Danno! (From Steve McGarrett in Hawaii Five-0)
Let God sort 'em out!
Hmmm... I'm going in!
[After discovering three women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
[After looking at himself in a mirror] Damn, I'm looking good!
Suck it down!
[First line spoken] Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
[Checking out an office computer playing Duke Nukem 3D] Get back to work, you slacker!
Hehehe, what a mess!
['Seeing a can of worms (referencing an episode of Beavis & Butthead) next to the deep-frier in Duke-Burger] No way I'm eating this shit.
Nobody messes with my meat!
[Seeing a torn corpse of the space marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
[Examining a Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
Damn, you're ugly.
Who wants some?
Come get some! [Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams from Army of Darkness]
Damn I'm good.
Get that crap outta here.
[Seeing a mutilated corpse of Bob "Snake" Plissken from Escape from L.A.] I guess he didn't escape from L.A.!
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! [Referencing Gny. Sgt. Hartman from 'Full Metal Jacket']
[Knuckles cracking] Come on!
Die, you son of a bitch!
Your face, your ass... what's the difference?
Blow it out your ass!
You're pissing me off!
Gonna rip 'em a new one!
It's down to you and me, you one eyed freak!
[When he dies] This really pisses me off!
[When he urinates] Ahhh... much better!
[Another dying quote] Uh, this sucks.
[From the cutscene at the end of Lunar Apocalypse] Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
Ready for action.
I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
Ooooh, that's gotta hurt! [Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams from Army of Darkness]
Where is it?
I ain't afraid of no quake. (Referencing id Software's 1996 PC FPS game Quake)