The Gang from Always Sunny vs. Shia LaBeouf

11:15 PM On a Tuesday Woods, somewhere near Philadelphia, PA

Dennis: "Charlie, there's no goddamn way there's anything out here. That map Cricket gave you is bogus. We've...damnit...we've gone too far. Let's just turn around and go back to the bar. I don't know why I listen to any of you idiots." Mac: "Yeah bro, not that I'm scared, cause I'm not. But, it's getting pretty dark out here." Dee: "Mmm, yeah yeah yeah, I'm agreeing with Mac here guys." Charlie: "Anything to get away from that man-cheetah following us about thirty feet back." Dennis: "Charlie, what on earth are you talking about?" Charlie: "That man-cheetah over there" points to the shadows as Shia LaBeouf appears, hunched on all fours, blood dripping down his face Frank: "Ho...leee...."

The Gang Kills Shia LaBeouf

The gang runs towards the camera as Mac practices karate moves mid-run, Frank attempts to grab his gun from his belt, Dee screams wildly, Dennis' eyes dart back and forth, and Charlie is chewing feverishly on a block of cheese

Mac: "Guys, look, a cabin!" Charlie: "Aren't they usually sorta round and smaller? Doesn't look very dangerous" Dennis: "What? NOT A CANNON YOU IDIOT, A CABIN! I swear to god, I'm not dying out here with you people!" Just then Frank steps in a bear trap, howls in agony and starts firing his pistol everywhere Dee: "Goddamn it Frank, stop shooting that thing everywhere! As if you weren't a stumpy old man already, now we're going to have to amputate that thing!" Frank: "Oh nevermind, I'll just gnaw it off!" Dennis: "NO ONE IS GNAWING OFF THEIR LEG...Hoo-hoo boy. This is...mmm hm hm....nevermind" The gang walks/limps to the cabin and opens the door to find Shia LaBeouf sharpening a knife, unaware of their entrance The gang looks to each other, Frank waving his pistol, Dennis doing his choking motion, Mac throwing karate chops, Charlie pretending to stuff cheese down his throat, and Dee pecking like a bird Shia LaBeouf turns and sees them, Mac immediately springs into action, wrestles the knife from Shia LaBeouf and stabs him in the leg with the knife. Shia LaBeouf puts a gun to mac's head. Mac does Jiu Jitsu and bodyslams Shia LaBeouf. Frank grabs an axe off the wall and wildly swings it at Shia LaBeouf, who parries to the left and Frank counters to the right, catching him in the neck with the axe. He then chops off Shia LaBeouf's head. Dennis: "Mac...I....could have done that, and Frank put the goddamn axe down." Camera pans over to Cricket looking through a window with a camcorder. The record light goes out as he throws his hood up over his scarred face and retreats into the night.

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