Go to the "Gary Johnson is an Idiot" post

I made the mistake of doing that.

It's funny, the guys I know who are planning on voting for Johnson are all extremely similar. They'll roll their eyes at crazy SJW bullshit, but are also very PC and worried about offending others. They don't have any black friends, in fact they act kind of awkward around most black people. They all LOVE Anthony Bourdain. Their love for craft beer is a huge part of their identity. They're pretty quick to jump on board a lot of trends. They all think Obama is a good president. They're very gung-ho about legalizing weed, but don't actually know any dealers and rely on friends of friends to get it. They'll never admit it, but I think targeted advertising works quite well on them. They're all obsessed with The Black Keys. They're big pushovers with their girlfriends/wives, and will do anything to avoid getting into an argument with them.

I learned a lot about myself today. Anyone know what channel Anthony Bourdain is on?