[General US] Trump signs Executive Order Extending Eviction Moratorium

Hey, a quick story time about Trump. I was in New York for a business meeting in 95. I was working a lot of hours then due to a new client really needing a lot of care. Well, the client was actually a board of directors for a small investment firm that had just launched two years before. So, I'm getting ready to track to this meeting that is going to be hosted in a very prestigious Hotel meeting room. And, about a block from this location, I decide I want to grab a quick milkshake because I had absent mindedly missed lunch. I get in line and order an Oreo shake and grab a quick seat to make a quick call. Lo and behold, guess who is seated right next to me in a small booth alone? Donald Trump. Back then, he didn't have the noterirety that he surely has now. But I kicked off a conversation with him telling him how much I love his books. Pretty soon we are sharing my Oreo milkshake. Two straws. One medium Oreo shake. I couldn't stop looking into his eyes. We got so lost in conversation that when the shake was empty, Don babybirded more into my mouth from his own belly. Anywho, I missed my meeting, and was fired from my job. 3 months later, my wife left me for my neighbor who polishes boats for a living. Most days now, I still hope that I have a little bit of Don's milkshake still inside me.

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