I am reaching out to you on very urgent matters. Through the grape vine there have been allegations brought to you regarding the disrespect of Nick Mercs.

This offends me as a Muslim vegan transgender hipster Native-American-lndo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular while preforming Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. For refrence I am a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist who identifies as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter alpha dog god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual.

In conclusion. Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective by considering each and every one’s valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.