"Gentleman_Posts" on iFunny...

What's funny is, because of my work I have to live in a couple of locations, but I'm mainly stuck and what I would consider to be a very trashy place.

So anyway, when I'm in my primary residence, I'm basically surrounded by women covered in tattoos, piercings, and who love mudding and fishing, drinking, smoking, and drugs, are unfaithful, have 3 kids before 25, and are generally what I would consider to be very trashy.

One of the big things I look for in a woman is class and intelligence. I don't ever have to quantify my own status, it should be self-evident. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I don't have any tattoos, or piercings, never married (engaged once) and no kids. It should be fairly obvious to anyone that that is the lifestyle (clean, sober, legal and legit) that I prefer.

But anybody who needs to go around saying that they have class, and not swag is an idiot. Hell, I like to think of myself as having some pretty decent swag, I've been known to would you ladies with smooth is here and there, hahahaha, albiet not that often!

But my point is this, you attract the ones who are most like you. If your a fedorable neck beard, you're probably not going to be getting many bimbo club chicks.

Coincidentally, if you're a "douchebro™," you're not going to be getting with many educated, intelligent, stand up women, you're going to be getting with, well... bimbo club chicks.

And that's what's going on here is, these neckbeards are putting trashy club women up on a pedestal, referring to them as lovely ladies when clearly, they're not.

Because those classy, lovely women do not go for "douchebros™," they go for decent, hard-working, intelligent, and all around good guys.

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