What is Rickety Bones?

A) a serial killer's guide to enlightenment B) a dissertation on the meaning of life C) a Necromancer's guide to self improvement D) all of the above

Answer: D - all of the above

Do you hate self-help books? Do you love zombies? Are you searching for the meaning of life, but can't seem to find it anywhere? Do you know why? It's because every other self-help book out there was written by a positive, motivated person who was eager to help you with your problems. To hell with those people. If they knew anything about the true nature of reality, they would be as bitter and cynical as I am.
But what if you could get advice from a certified sociopathic, narcissistic villain? Well, you could cut out all the pretentious crap that infests most self-help books, and get right to the truth! Imagine if Darth Vader or Hannibal Lecter wrote a self-help book, and doled out advice on love and money. What would their advice be? Well, it would be pretty entertaining, to say the least.
That's why I decided to write this book. I'm a practical minded, highly articulate, (and slightly insane) necromancer who understands the true nature of reality. Anything you ever wanted to know about love, money, or how to raise hordes of zombies will be covered in this book. Inside this dusty old grimore, you will find the secrets of better living through the machinations of death.
Please disregard the fact that I've spent over half my life in insane asylums. Some people argue that I'm not a necromancer at all, that it's all just a wild fantasy from a deranged mind. Does it really matter? Genuine insight into the nature of existence can only be revealed through the mad ramblings of the mentally insane. I firmly believe this, and so will you...after reading Rickety Bones.