According to the US census, the country can be divided into the following 4 regions:
1) Northeast Region
-New England Division: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and Vermont
-Middle Atlantic Division: New Jersey, New York and Pennsylvania
2) Midwest Region
-East North Central Division: Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio and Wisconsin
-West North Central Division: Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota and South Dakota
3) South Region
-South Atlantic Division: Delaware, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia
-East South Central Division: Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi and Tennessee
-West South Central Division: Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas
4) West Region
-Mountain Division: Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah and Wyoming
-Pacific Division: Alaska, California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington
We can conduct a nonscientific poll in which you upvote your region. Obviously it would be limited to TDPS viewers who use reddit AND have seen this post.