Fun medical fact about the Giant Fire Fly (GFF):

It's estimated that up to 3% of the total population from high density areas, mostly located in the warmer climates, with plenty of water, have been known to erect a society, based solely on and dedicated around the sport of surfing. Where 1 GFF will ride the back of another GFF over a body of water. They've been know to ride small wave (relative to their size), and even go as far as to latch them selves onto passing object to gain more momentum and overall speed, i.e. boats, other insects, garbage.

The society is temporary though, and only lasts in cycles per year, as the never mate, and soon die off. Scientists believe it's to due toxo'-exto-plas-du'm-ass, a rare condition where you realize really you don't know if this is true or not, so maybe it's time for you to take a break from reddit.

I proscribe you: 1 hour of relaxation, to be taken with a glass of water.