My ex-wife (also a Western Australian, I'm sensing a theme here) told our children this week global warming was a scam being perpetrated by the American and Australian governments at Pine Gap using electromagnetic weapons. The same electromagnetic weapons that caused the earthquake in Melbourne.

Not sure if that's an improvement or not on last weeks nonsense. That is the way the un-vaxxed are being treated is the same as what the Nazis did to the Jews. I never realised being loaded onto a train at gun point, transported to a concentration camp and then gassed to death was the same as not being able to go to a coffee shop for a few of months.

The more you know.