To Guys: it might surprise you but we KNOW you are NOT mind readers. But you are a smart guy or we won't be dating you.

Like how a wink can suggest we like you. Our hands around your throat signifies anger. Anger at what? playback: 5mins ago you didn't do the laundry which we told you to. playback: 10mins ago, last weeks trash still not yet taken out. playback: a week ago you forgot our anniversary. (<that should give you a HINT as to WHAT was a SOURCE of the steaming and boiling)

We don't expect you to read MINDs, but we expect you to care enough to think back and at least HAVE some answers rather than NO answers. And also, egoistically, we expect you to love us, worship us and be patient with us. Like cats. Humans feed me, so I must be their idol. Not like dogs- humans feed me, they are my idol.

FYI: Girls are not mind readers too.

We don't know you don't know. Rather your silence is just viewed as you didn't even try to figure it out. Just saying, "I dont know babe, why dont you just tell me?" as compared to "babe was it because I forgot to take the trash out? because I forgot to mow the lawn? because I owe you a candlelight dinner?" She'll correct you when she sees you are Going No-Where as long as you are putting in effort.

Know that different levels of anger requires different levels of patience.

E.g. forgetting to mow the lawn for the first 3 times would probably take an hour of sincere nudging and coaxing. forgetting your anniversary is going to cost you bro- from your wallet, time, patience and it has to be sincere. if you dont have that kind of patience then you shouldnt have forgotten stuff in the first place. or you can not date. or you can date one without that kind of "problem". or you can just ignore her until it blows over and she lets it go, for the moment, it'll be back.

Cheers