I’d like to enter! I’ve been pitifully trying to get game pass ultimate for a bit. I don’t want to actually spend money on it, so I’ve tried everything. If you want to read further, I’ve got this whole series of events to tell.

I friended through Microsoft rewards points, in order to get a, what was it, a $1.25 gift card, I think? I was told it would cost one dollar for game pass, but I’ve already done that before and forgot, so after clicking on the “one dollar game pass ultimate deal!” It told me it was $15.00.

Since that plan failed, I heard new accounts get the one dollar deal, and I was like, “yeah, That makes sense!” So I made an entirely new Microsoft/Xbox account, without noticing you can’t share account balance between profiles, and well, I’m pretty sure it was also completely terms and conditions to get that sale, so, yeah. It didn’t work there either. I deleted the Xbox account within 40 minutes of making it, and now I’m wondering if any of that effort was worth it.

It wasn’t. Sort of fun story though.