Seriously my guy, you're not actually upsetting or annoying me in any way, i'm just genuinely wondering if you're okay. You seem full of spite, and it doesnt come across in a fun, trolly way, like i was hoping for when i engaged with you, it actually seems genuinely concerning.

I know there's an actual, real person typing out these comments, so could you forget you're on the internet for a second and engage with me like an actual, real person, instead of an edgy redditor trying to one up someone?

Nobody will see it, like i say, you can message me if you're worried about your "street cred", but i think you should realise that, the bigger man in any situation is one who is willing to back down from his stubborn attitude and acknowledge whats being said to them, instead of taking the childish approach and throwing out insults when someone is trying to talk to them in a very real way.

I really hope you read this and take this on board, because, i'm being genuine with you, and i'd appreciate you treat me with the basic human decency required to be genuine with me, instead of to keep up this charade of being and internet badass.