Going to biology class at a [10]

Alright so at lunch break at my school, I know a couple of guys who go into a basement and get high every day. I went with them today and smoked as much as I could out of a ~3 foot bong. The end of the break was coming soon so I left and headed back to school. The walk back was great, I couldn't control my legs. They were literally controlling where I went, and I couldn't turn or stop or anything. Then I'm passing this lady and her dog. No big deal, I thought. Just a dog. I looked up and HOLY FUCK that was the biggest dog I have seen in my entire life. It was my first time seeing a Great Dane, and that thing looked like it could take down a fucking building. I was trying to text, but sentences just weren't working for me y'know. Then I finally get to class. Some people around me tried talking to me but all I could let out was a "yeah". My voice inside my head was louder than everyone else in the class and I actually laughed out loud when I looked at the teacher. Seriously, it was so hard holding it in she looked like Yoda man, that's honestly who I saw. Then I saw everyone put up their hands, fuck it I'll do it too. "wow that's a lot of volunteers, okay kids I'll get out the blood work kit". Well shit. I started freaking out. I went and sat beside my friend and he started helping me out. All we had to do was prick our finger and look at the blood ourselves. We get the little metal thing to prick ourselves and I try, but don't have enough strength. "so I summon the strength of baby Jesus and Mary and I jam that thing in there." I had my hand turned around. I just stabbed my knuckle. But hey I found out my blood type is O, isn't that cool. Best/worst biology class ever

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