u/ashesofturquoise - Name: Unknown
- Age: 17
- Real age: 13.7 billion years (approx)
- Gender: Male
- Birthday: - Location: India\
- *Real location: A planet in the Virgo cluster
- Family Members: Unknown
- Pets: None (never had any)
- Friends: Unknown

Likes:

• Space
  
• Interstellar (I agree, top three fav movies for me)
  
• Following (movie)
  
• Ice Age
  
• Christopher Nolan
  
• Hans Zimmer
  
• Eminem
  
• Coldplay
  
• Sia
  
• Harry Styles
  
• Turquoise (favorite color*)
  
• Solving ciphers
  
• Puzzles*
  
• Dogs and cats*
  
• Flight Club
  
• Coding
  
• Females
  
• Grapes
  
• Drawing
  
• Robin Hood*
  

Dislikes:

• Ads (Don’t we all? Well... not u/poisondart7frog)
  
• Trump
  

Other information found from posts:

• You pirate a bunch stuff but you seed it so you’re not as bad as people who don’t seed
  
• You do not have photographic memory
  
• You do not have a cat, however, the people that said you do saw the picture that you posted. That is not your cat, it’s your friends cat, you posted that picture for a different challenge on this subreddit (Come on people, do your research!)
  
• You do not do gymnastics
  
• Your blood type is A+
  

Other information found from comments:

• You are very good at writing formal letters*
  
• You mentioned that you relate to Macbeth, I take it you have recently read this book. This is a common book for schools to read. If you have read this book as an assignment, it means you are a student and a teenager or early adult
  
• You know Python
  
• You use Reddit on your computer most of the time but you also use your phone occasionally
  
• You play PC games
  
• You never played Plague Inc.
  
• You have yellowish teeth
  
• You miss a lot of opportunities to Rick Roll people
  
• You store foodwaste in your anus.... weirdo
  
• You don’t have a job, that narrows down your age limit
  
• You have an Android phone
  
• You cannot lucid dream but you wish you could (same bro... same)
  
• Aha! I found it! You’re barely 18
  
• You would like an egg in this trying time
  

I’m not even half way through your comments but I figured I’d just post it now since I have a fairly long list. I’ll still update it regularly after I wake up\

Overall:

• You are not like most Redditors, you are more sophisticated and mannered*
  
• You had your account for 242 days before your first post. You were a long time lurker and just recently (>100 days ago) started posting
  
• Even though you were a lurker, you commented a lot and now comment even more with about 1000 in less than 45 days
  
• You rarely post but comment even more
  
• You like hearing what other people have to say but you don’t mind putting yourself out there*
  
• Shows and other stuff you watch: Mr. Robot, Westworld, Big Bang Theory, Flight Club, Seven Worlds One Planet, Hame of Thrones*, vsauce, veritassium*, vlogbrothers*, smarter every day*,
  
• You are a robot from another galaxy
  

(*) = Assumptions

If you feel that anything here is too personal, do not be afraid to ask me to either remove it from the list or remove the whole list and PM it to you