It actually looks like it might work... Let me tell you my story since you responded. The crime I was charged with is obscenity. I allegedly forced my girlfriend to watch gross and disgusting porn (I really didn't but no one cares). In case you are wondering I am NOT a sex offender. I was living in Louisiana at the time. It was a horrible relationship that I was stuck in. The woman I was with had rapid cycling bipolar. That is a story of it's own. She was violent, self destructive, and sociopathic. One night she dares me to find porn online that will freak her out. Shortly after she goes to the police and tells them I showed it to her and forced her to watch it with me. When they ask her why she didn't tell me to stop, she uses her illness as an excuse and says she was too afraid to say no. Anyway I have never been in trouble before this time and I get really freaked out when I'm faced with a very real possibility of jail time for something I didn't even think you could get in trouble for. So I took a plea deal and pled guilty to obscenity in exchange for 5 years probation. Specifically obscenity that deals with manufacturing, possession or display of materials that are judged to be prurient interest or otherwise lacking any cultural artistic or historic value. Before I accepted the deal, however, I moved to NY. Westchester to be specific because that is where my parents live. While I was waiting for a case to be resolved I went to CUNY Brooklyn college and graduated with a Bachelors in Information Systems. (The case took nearly 4 years to resolve) Finally I accepted the plea deal under the impression that I would be able to transfer my probation to New York. They gave me a travel permit and I went back and continued trying to live my already messed up life. Then this November I get pulled over on a broken tail light and told that I have an active warrant from Louisiana for violation of probation. Nobody can tell me why. I am completely freaked out as they take me to jail and then ship me to Louisiana. Then they just release me and say oops sorry there was no violation on your part but your transfer was rejected by New York. So they tell me I have to stay in Louisiana in a hotel for until I can get them to accept transfer. I have literally nobody that I even know here. All my friends and family are in NY. I graduated there as you know. I've been a resident of new York for nearly 5 years now. I ended up spending all holidays by myself in a hotel room. So anyhow I file a new application and state my parents' address but after waiting 3 weeks they reject it again because my parents' house is too close to a school. Once again i'm not a sex offender but apparently New York department of probation has a rule where someone on probation for a loosely sex related crime cannot live within a certain distance of a school while on probation. New York is trying to aggressively fight my transfer they find every reason not to allow me to transfer back. And on top of it all my father who was helping me find a place just got diagnosed with a brain tumor. He is having surgery in 2 weeks and everyone is shaken up by that. I am still in the hotel in Louisiana. I've been here for close to two months now. It is extremely difficult to even find a landlord who will listen to me without rejecting me outright. And then probation department has to verify that the landlord has agreed to have me there. I started to lose hope here. My probation officer in Louisiana is really nice. She offered for a potential landlord to call her if they have any questions. She is actually trying to help me get transfered but New York is fighting her at every turn because they don't want an extra case to deal with.
If you really have a room and would rent to me I would be insanely grateful. My parents can guarantee the rent if you need them too. Tell me what you think so far or if you have any additional questions.