Bwoink Admin: Why did you kill those two security and those two innocents? Chemist: LEL IM A TRAITOR AND THEY KIDNAPPED PEOPLE Admin: Stop talking in netspeak and tell me why you killed them Chemist: LOL THEY ARRESTED TWO PEOPLE 4NORAISINS Admin: No, those people commited 3 accounts of murder and were going to be banned. Chemist: BANNED FOR KILLING THREE PEOPLE? BUT THEY'RE ANTAGS Admin: We have a "no murderbone" rule here. Chemist: WTF is a murder boner?
BWOINK YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED. REASON: Obvious troll, rdm'd two sec guards and innocents in interrogation to free two greytiders. No appeal. This ban is permanent.
Later, on skype: Chemist: yo I'll give you .005 bitcoins a day if you go and greif this server massively every day. Greifer: HELL YEAH, HERE'S MY BITCOIN ADDRESS 291074590812754017D124. Chemist: Alright, your job starts now.
A few minutes later... Clown: OH GOD MY FACE, IT BURNS Mime: ... Cheif Engineer: YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS, THE SINGULO IS LOOSE Engineer: WE DIDN'T DO IT Cheif Medical Officer: WHO THE FUCK PUT POLY IN THE CRYO TUBES? Scientist: WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE B- Gibbed half the station is now gone Janitor: HOLY FUCK THIS IS MORE BLOOD THAN I'VE EVER SEEN, THIS IS LIKE 10 TILES OF BLOOD, WOW. Atmospheric Technician: WHO WAS THE FUCKLORD THAT SETUP PLASMA TO DISTRIB, IF I FIND YOU I'LL KILL YOU. Host: Ok, who the FUCK just blew up 10 max bombs, 7 welder bombs, released TWO FUCKING SINGULARITIES, and blew up the CPU. Game master: I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST SUDDENLY HAPPENED Admin: I THINK IT WAS THE TRAILMIN! HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO TEST SOMETHING OUT! Trialmin: NO ALL I WAS TESTING WAS SPAWNING HUMANS ON THE THUNDERDOME! Admin: WAIT, I FOUND SOME FINGERPRINTS ON ALL THE STUFF, IT LEADS TO Greifer! Greifer: stares at the station in the distance as it burns and panic ensures Greifer: Cracking nuke code, finally gets the code by luck and activates the nuke, 3 minutes BWOINK Frozen in place Admin: Why the HELL DID YOU JUST FUCKING GREIF THE SERVER MASSIVELY. Greifer: It was an accident, I swear, I'm new to this game and have no idea what I'm doing. Admin: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" BLOW UP 10 FUCKING BOMBS, 7 WELDER BOMBS, CREATE NOT ONE, BUT TWO FUCKING SINGULARITIES,SETUP PLASMA TO DISTRIB,SET THE STATION ON FIRE, AND KNOW HOW TO REPLY TO THESE ADMIN HELPS Greifer: Ok, gotta stall for time... Ok, listen, my friend was walking me through all the stuff, let me tell you how and his name. Admin: Ok, but this better fucking be good. Greifer: One minute until nuke goes off... Ok, first, my friend told me to go to toxins testing and do this stuff and put them in tanks and place them around the station. Admin: Ok, what's his name? Greifer: Wait, I'm not done talking yet. Greifer: Thirty seconds until nuke blows up He also told me to that I needed to go and build these "particle accelerator" things in the middle of the station and put this black thingy infront of them. Admin: The singularity generator? Greifer: 10 seconds left Yeah, whatever that is. It nearly killed me by pulling me in while using this clunky interface. Admin: Allright, what was his name. Greifer: nuke about to go off Allright, his name is, let me get it from my byond pager... Nuke going off Host: WHO THE FUCK JUST SET OFF THE NUKE Gamemaster: I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT WAS THAT GREIFER FUCK. Admin: I've almost got him, gimme a second Trailmin: I WASN'T TOLD HOW TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE PROBLEMS Frantically trying to fix the server Gamemaster: Ok, Trialmin, you go fucking accepted two days ago, and then SUDDENLY all this happens, AND he knows the nuke code, which only admins know.
Admin: Greifer, WHAT is your friends name Greifer: His name, is, Jihadi John. BWOINK YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED. Reason: Get the fuck out This ban is permanent