Oooh my turn for stupid scar stories;

A) three neat horizontal lines under my chin from head butting a fibreglass pool as a toddler B) two ragged silvery circles on either side of my left hand after losing a bunch of flesh from my hands ( don’t run in heels just because you’re late for the bus kids) C) a further ragged silvery circle on my right elbow from a separate bad fall that took place right before my senior formal (seriously do not run in heels) D) a bunch of scar tissue in my earlobes from a dodgy ear piercing ( accredited piercing establishments only now) E) chicken pox scars on my abdomen because I was too young for the vaccine when it was added to the schedule