Fuck the shit out of whosoever try to intimidate/make fun of you or your community.

Always throw the first punch.

Curse in desi language (bendi/pyodi..)

Canadians are bobblehead, Americans don't know how soft *Cunt** actually is.., oi Brits hann-hann*

Dark/Brown skin colour benefits~ no one knows who you actually are could be an Arab, Indian, Pakistani, African, Israeli and list goes on.. use it to your benefit

Light/pale skin colour benefits~ I'm Indian, Pakistani, southasian list goes on..

Don't try to blend in (doesn't mean you can wear offensive colours or some shit). Also, don't be an alien.

Pickup trucks.. please don't. If you can get Royal Enfield instead of Harley Davidson, + point to you.

Be fit, use mouth-wash, aftershave or beard balm.

And,

Please. Don't even try to show that "Superior" NRI trait. That shit is weird and depressing.