Got a girl's number from Tinder, started talking to her on Whatsapp, and she wouldn't stop crying about her ex.

You missed one hell of a weekend. Not sure if I should reveal my secret technique. Since it's not for assholes and they might ruin it for us who aren't. What I usually do is send a long ass massage explaining i'm not interested in the friend zone but what I can offer is a heck of a weekend. I will come over to her place where we cook a nice meal have a few/many drinks talk about her and her problems that i will not take her side in conversation but try to figure out why things happened and get her self-esteem back on track that she can be dressed as she likes and that we will have tons of rebound sex to her liking. That she can use me how ever she likes or have me do what I'd like. I let her know that there is a possibility she is a crazy feminazi and I might end up dead but if she is going to kill me for trying to help her out I hope it at least gives her satisfaction. That I will spend the night possibly two depending on chemistry. You will be surprised how awesome relaxed woman can be.

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