I'm getting you fired
I was traveling for a job interview a few months back and needed to pick up a replacement charger for my phone as my car charger was shorting out. I was dressed up, blue button down, black slacks, blue and white striped tie.
So I went into a large electronics retailer in the area, partially to kill time because I had an hour before my interview. I'm browsing PC headsets because my dog sat on my old one and snapped the headband when a lady walks up to me and crosses her arms and starts tapping her foot, clearly upset. I start to walk away, assuming I'm blocking her view of headsets when she clears her throat.
L: "um can I get some help"
ABC: "oh I'm sorry ma'am, I don't work here, but I can try to answer any questions you have"
And that's when she loses it.
L: "all of you fucking employees here are so rude. You just want to take my money and not give any service!"
ABC: "lady, I don't work here. I'm a customer just like you"
L: "then why the fuck are you dressed in the uniform?"
Now the uniform there is a white button down, and a black tie. And a name tag.
ABC: "let me flag down an employee and get someone who can help you."
L: "no, I want your manager, I'm getting you fired"
Lolwat
ABC: "uh I work for a furniture retailer in another state and am dressed like this because I'm in Ohio for job interviews with a few tech companies, let me find an employee for you."
L: "no, you're going to get your manager here now."
At this point I'm getting pissed. I unlock my phone and proceed to call my work - a state away. I put it on speaker phone.
A: "thank you for calling furniture store in Indianapolis, this is A"
ABC: "hey A, it's abchiptop. I'm in Ohio at electronics retailer and a lady wanted to talk to my manager"
A: "uh ok"
Lady looks at me, jaw dropped.
L: "hello, im at your store in Columbus and your employee refuses to help me, I want him fired."
A: "uh he doesn't work for electronics retailer. Are you at furniture store?"
L: "no, he told you where we are. I want him fired."
A: "well I'm not going to fire him for not working at a store he doesn't work at, but he's pretty resourceful, I'm sure he can find help for you."
L: "Well why can't he help me?"
At this point my boss hangs up.
Lady looks at me all pissed off, throws the mouse she was carrying on the floor and stomps out, bitching about calling corporate on me and I refuse to tell her my name.
I flagged down a manager and explain the situation, just so he doesn't have to investigate when the complaint comes in.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/2jerc7/im_getting_you_fired/
Maybe I'm just jaded.