Great deal!

“ …wanted in 14 counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and, contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards... Therefore, according to the powers vested in us... we sentence the accused here before us... Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez... […known as the "Rat”…] ...and any other aliases he might have... to hang by the neck until dead... May God have mercy on his soul. Proceed! “

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