Great first date

I dated a girl in college who dropped me for this reason. We remained acquaintances though and when I asked her what she meant by "too nice" she said, "I just wanted you to tear off my clothes and fuck me. And after like 3 dates that ended in kissing I just assumed you weren't like that." She thought I was some kind of gentle mormon virgin or some shit. Well I never made that mistake again, I'll tell you that lads. From then on I would always remember to try to get sex as soon as possible on the first date. And you know what? She was right. If a girl is attracted enough to give you a goodnight kiss, she'll usually happily give you a goodnight fuck as well.

For what it's worth I did ask the "too nice" girl for another go but she declined saying it was too awkward by then. But her advice was sage.

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