My wife came home from work the other day and our usual ritual is to hug it out. That day I thought I would be cheeky instead and while she stood there waiting for her hug I said, "From now on, when you get home I expect you to drop to your knees and open your mouth." She proceeded to drop to her knees half slouched over with the most unsexy face she could muster and mouthed with her food hole as wide as she could manage "Liiike Dis??!" I nearly choked.

She then went quietly up to the bedroom and brought down the bat I have on my side of the bed, stood in front of me and stared. I said "Please don't hurt me". Needless to say we both burst out laughing and had a tickle fight. Given how that video turned out I think it's along the same vein. (She's about 4"9 so even when she's trying to be intimidating it's just cute)