Its the last day of school and I’m in my last class. I’m talking to my super cool teacher. I thank him for a Grit-tastic year. He says “It was Ice to be with you”. N-No, It can’t be. I turn towards him. Its just as i suspected. It was Iceburgh this whole time. I lunged after him, trying to lodge hotdogs in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As I uncovered his anus, Sidney Crosby emerged, and puts a wiener removing slash on me. It’s monstrous now. Just as I thought my last wiener was being stripped from my soul, Gritty crashes through the ceiling. Yes. Without a moments hesitation, Gritty grabs Iceburgh by the dick, rips it off, and strangles him with it. Sidney Crosby tried to skate away, but Shrek pulled out his HotDog-zooka. Sidney Crosby burns to ashes. Gritty restores my wieners, and gives me a hotdog. I go home with a sore anus from his massive monster sized shaft. Gritty is love, Gritty is life