"Water snob" is a new one for me, never heard of that, even less to be proud of it.
"I HATE the taste of tap water, I CANNOT drink it". I keep repeating it and it doesn't get any better, it's still ridiculous. I wouldn't have a problem if this was someone spending 2k/month on something irrelevant, hey, it's your money after all, do what makes you happy, but man...water? really? You also need to be all stored at once wasting so much energy? Delivered to your door? Bottled in glass?
The next thing is going to be someone buying 365 houses because "I HATE sleeping in the same house more than once a year, I just CAN'T do it". You think it sounds ridiculous and it's impossible, and maybe you are right, but I also thought it was ridiculous and impossible to heard someone wastes 2k/month on water, so you never know anymore.