Guy tried to get free food from the WRONG DRIVER today (see comment for story). Not dealing with nonsense.

I don't think there should be. If there was, basic actions would be seen as normal and not as some incredible feat. At my main job I actually have to think. With Doordash, I can turn off my brain and people see me as some kind of god. I walked up a flight of stairs, worship me. I carried the pizza box horizontally, praise me. I didn't ring the doorbell when asked not to, be amazed. If I pooped in the toilet before delivery and tell a customer I did the stinky in the potty, they tell me how amazing I am and that I'm getting real big. When I tell my wife, she just tells me to stop being gross. :( Customers love hearing my stinky diaper stories, they usually don't even close the door. They look upset when I have to leave. I feel bad for them, they must really like talking to me. They sometimes shoot their gun at their lawn and run inside, it's like, you don't need to give yourself an excuse to go in, I get it. I have an insulated bag, so a 45 minute conversation at their doorstep won't make the food cold.

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