3. Guy wearing child size Spiderman underwear as a face mask

Guy wearing child size Spiderman underwear as a face mask

Holy fuck YES!!!

Story time.

I buy my own boxers usually but a while back my wife, who was out shopping, saw the same kind of boxers she thought I wore. They WERE Hanes brief style boxers like mine, or so I thought.

Cut to me running to the pisshouse one day at work, getting to the urinal right in the nick of time to unzip, reach in and....what the fuck?! Where’s the flap? WHERE’S THE FLAP?!?? Here I am at the urinal frantically pawing around in my pants trying not to piss myself. Finally I ran for the stall before I DID piss myself.

That night when I got home I let my wife know about that folly and promptly threw all those boxers away.

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