As a guy with 0 hobbies, what are some good hobbies to get into?

I think amateur-brain surgery is quite exhilarating. Now, I know what you're thinking- but it's actually fairly common and easy to get into! Of course you should start small, with animals that feel no pain and have no soul. Stuff you're legally allowed to chop up, like rats or possums. Just explore to your heart's delight! After a while, you can experiment a bit and venture into more complicated stuff. For example, I once grafted the fear center of a rat into a cow and whenever a bird flew overhead the cow would try to quite humorously squeeze itself into the ground. Also, while this may sound expensive it really isn't - I started out with an old can opener, a hammer and a nail. The only annoyance is that friends constantly want me to do biopsies on their brain tumors and I always have to tell them "No, dude! Are you out of your mind? You could never afford it.".

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