Guys why do you think we get so many injuries? Honestly I'm beginning to have serious doubts about Arsenal's medical team especially since Jack moved to Bournemouth and he has stayed match fit

I am waiting for when Wenger gets asked this at his next interview. I hope he has a Mike Tyson esque outburst.

Geoff Shreeves: Arsene, great win against Tottenham, but Koscielny limped off at half time. Is this the same story of Arsenal's injury woes creeping up before Christmas? Some may question your anachronistic training regimes.

Wenger: Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!

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