Man... It's an art. You cannot ruin it just doing the bidet straightaway. First, a bit of mandolino music on. Then you gently wipe your hole thinking about a pizza Margherita. The pleasure is the same as eating it. After that your slowly regulate the temp of the bidet water, then you need to choose the orientation. Should you face the bidet or instead sit backwards? Debates are still raising every now and then all over Italian academic world and consensus is not achieved yet. So it's up to you. You let the water flow on you as the Nile cuts Egypt in a half. Isn't indeed the prelude to the pleasure the pleasure itself? Now it's the moment for a warm towel that you diligently put on the electrical heater to dry yourself good. Like the bread just took out from the oven. Now you're ready. You're a new man. Regenerated. Smooth. Shining bright. Life is gonna smile at you. You're a winner. Go and get them!