Guys, what are your "crazy ex" stories?

Started out great 3 months in the crazy showed up. She started arguments for no reason and flipped out even more because I wasn't reacting to it, because it was nonsense.

Example: I didn't call her the moment I walked out of work (I called when I was already driving home) or I didn't answer my door quick enough meant I was hiding something. So she searched my apartment the whole time yelling at me.

So I started avoiding her. Which made it worse she started stalking me waiting in the parking lot of my job for hours (I worked a lot of overtime no telling when I left) She talked the maintenance man into let her into my apartment when I was sleeping. Wake up with her standing over watching me sleep. I had to move, sell my truck and transfer shifts at work all in the same day. So she couldn't find me.

Nearly 2 years later I got served paternity court order for a 3 months old baby (in front my new girlfriend) I borrowed a friends car to go to court and drove like hell after praying she wasn't following me.

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