First time I went buying condoms I was really ashamed and to avoid that I had everything planned. I woke up early af in order to the store not be super crowded (didn't work) and, as it was raining I waited till the rain stop falling so I could ride my bike without getting myself really wet (so bad use of words but nevermind). As I reached the store (something like Walmart or stuff like that) I knew I had to buy other stuff so it would be more discret and less akward for me. I entered and I walked trough the aisles till I pass in front of the condom aisle where I just got to see where were the ones I wanted to buy. I moved on and bought some stuff: chocolate bars, a small notepad and then I had the epiphany of buying a copybook so it would cover the condoms. I went to the difficult mission of picking the condoms and as I reached the aisle there was some small kid like 4 yrs or something looking at the condoms with her mom and I decided not to pick them right there in front of them, so I took a walk over the store and finally were able to go picking them up (I know I shouldn't be quite afraid of picking condoms in front of some kid but...). Then I went to the self register payment box (or whatever you may call this) and I registered everything till I got to the copybook which I couldn't register, which means I needed to ask for some help. When the assistant arrived she stood there looking at everything I was buying, registered the copybook, placed it right next to the condoms and continued looking for what I was buying for some time. So that you know it would only be more akward if she picked the condoms and asked some stupid question about those...