Guys, what isn't nearly attractive/hot as many girls think?

Repeatedly polluting my line of sight when I'm clearly preoccupied with something else.

Yes, I can see that you're wearing a tank and booty shorts and have a nice body.

Yes, I saw you walk past me several times while flipping your hair and looking back at me.

No, I'm not oblivious and didn't accidentally not notice you when you're clearly trying so goddamn hard. I'm intentionally refusing to maintain eye contact for more than a second or two, because I have shit to do that doesn't involve scratching your attention-seeking itch.

I'm just here at IKEA to find a new dresser, now will you please not "coincidentally" bump into me or somehow mysteriously wind up blocking my path somehow for the 6th or 7th time, so I can get my shit and check out?

I feel like this is the equivalent of dudes flexing or suddenly dialing up the machismo up to 11 when they come across women out in public that they're attracted to. Kinda awkward, typically mostly annoying to the recipient, and IMO infantilizes the perpetrator.

And my god, some of these ladies sure get pissed off when I refuse to acknowledge them. Have overhead more than my share of "wtf that dude gay or something?!?!"

Nah, I just already have a woman I enjoy seeing naked and I'm happy and satisfied as is.

/r/AskReddit Thread