Gym Story Saturday

My story is pretty cliché, but it's the first time I've ever seen it in real life, so deal with it

Did legs this morning and just as I finished up my squats, redneck gorilla 230lbs 6'6" comes in and monopolizes one of the squat racks; I noticed him because he took up the one I finished using about 5 minutes earlier, and well... He was a 6'6" 230lbs redneck gorilla; all upper body, hardly any legs (sweatpants can't hide your chicken legs BRUH)

So I'm thinking to myself "Cool, give the guy props for coming in and doing legs. He's looking small there so I gotta give him credit for wanting to work on his problem areas". He proceeds to take the barbell off the squat totems and put it on the deadlift totems and loads up 10lbs on each side and clipping the weight in

I'm sitting cranking out leg extensions thinking again: "Dude with that build is lifting like zero weight if he's deadlifting.. There's no way he's that weak"

Nigga bends down, pulls the barbell up and proceeds to crank out a set of bicep curls with atrocious form. I'm sitting there cranking out my legs watching him flail around like a rag doll trying to curl weight. Mind you, it's Gold's Gym and we have 2, count em, TWO dedicated barbell curling stations completely open.

I'm frankly a little shocked and in awe, but not surprised, so I chuckle to myself, pull out my phone and take quick snapchat video to send to my gymrats while he keeps piling up weight; 25s, 35s, eventually reaching a plate.. Curling biceps.. with terrible form.. In the squat rack.. During rush hour for the regulars's Leg days

I know you're out there. And one day, when I'm bigger, I will find you, and I will squat you in the squat rack

TL:DR

Guy curls in squat rack. Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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