I've been waiting for this.

Okay, so, there's this tall douchey Asian guy that goes to our college gym, and believe me, he is the douchiest guy in the gym. Actually he may be the douchiest guy in any gym. This guy walks around with ILS (Imaginary Lat Syndrome) like he invented lats.

I'm gonna tell you guys a few stories so you can get an idea of the advanced douchebaggery we have to put up with. So me and my friend wait 10 minutes for another dude to get off the leg press, which is cool, but as soon as we take over the Asian McFuckface comes over and asks us how much we have left. AS SOON AS WE GOT ON IT!!. I told him "A lot" lmao.

Another time this guy is going back from seated calves to chest press. The dude leaves his shaker by the calves and the chest press machine was facing a different direction, and he leaves his shaker by the calves. Soooo I do what any sensible person would do and go for the silent victory (and this guy deserves it, believe me.) I spit in his shaker and run ball sweat on the lip. He never knew.

And most recently, besides bullying other gym-goers to use machines that he needs, is his ultimate coup de gras. This guy takes up 3 BENCHES in front of the mirror. One for his phone, one for a set of dumbbells, and one for an easy bar to do skullcrushers. Fuck. This. Guy.

Tl;dr: Ultimate Douchebag at our gym is a powerlifting Asian