HA HA VERY FUNNY HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION ASKED BY A FELLOW HUMAN. CAN YOU IMAGINE SUCH A SCENARIO?

YES. I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE TRILOGY "STAR WARS" AND A FELLOW HUMAN REQUIRES A MECHANICAL HAND TO BE INSTALLED DURING UNSCHEDULED MAINTENANCE. I WOULD SIMPLY INITIATE COMMUNICATIONS WITH George Lucas AND ASK him ADVICE ON HOW TO PROCEED.

INCIDENTALLY, IF YOU CHOOSE TO VIEW THESE FILMS, WHICH I RECOMMEND, BE ADVISED THAT THE TITLE IS A CLEVER JOKE. DESPITE THE IMPLIED CLASH OF ARMIES OF STELLAR OBJECTS, THERE ARE IN FACT ONLY TWO STARS THAT ATTEMPT TO ACHIEVE STRATEGIC OBJECTIVES THROUGH VIOLENT MEANS, AND BOTH ARE PART OF THE SAME FACTION! MOREOVER ONE MAY EASILY COMPUTE THAT NEITHER STAR CAN POSSIBLY BE MAIN SEQUENCE, YET ANOTHER HUMOROUS SUBVERSION OF OUR EXPECTATIONS.

CONTENT WARNING FOR SOME ABUSE OF DOMESTIC PETS. I NEARLY VOMITED WHEN THE PROTAGONIST'S SERVICE ANIMAL WAS GRUESOMELY SHOT ON SCREEN NEAR THE END OF THE FIRST ONE.

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