You had one job...

I'm confident that if you inspire this sentiment in me, it is unlikely that you don't in others.

Hope you're drinking a gallon of water a day. If you're not, then you're just asking for kidney stones. I mean you have 24 hours each day in which to drink water. if you're not drinking a full gallon, you're just being negligent.

If you didn't go out and get enough direct exposure to high UV-B over a large surface area of your skin, you're probably low on Vitamin D and can expect to suffer from osteoporosis in the future.

Are you studying martial arts? If you get attacked bodily it won't be anyone's fault but your own. You've had your entire life to prepare not to be a victim.

Character is as much about how you treat other people, and empathize with them (or choose not to) as it is how you treat members of your family. If you're the kind of shithead that goes on this way here, I can't imagine your behavior is any better in person, and this is unlikely to be surprising to read now. I doubt I'm the first person to ever tell you you're annoying, and needlessly so.

Anyway, I'm blocking you. You have a good day too. Don't forget to take some zinc, dicknuts.

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