[haiku] respek

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I will graduate top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I will be involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I will have over 300 confirmed kills. I will be trained in gorilla warfare and I’m going to be the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me and disrespecting me? Think again, fucker. I will contact my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP will be traced so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I will be able to be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only will I be extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I will have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” remark was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re going to be paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

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