Or my wife's dad. One time, he came over, so since we decided that he's older and we are young whipper snappers, he could sleep in our bed and we would get the living room.

The next two days, he would wake up at ungodly hours of the morning and basically narrate his entire events out loud.

"Mmmm... Uhhh... Oh yeah. I need coffee. Hmm. Yep. Coffee sounds good. Let me just get a cup. Where are the cups? Huh. Uh. I can't find them. Oh there they are. Great. Now for the coffee. Okay here's the coffee. Just need to fill this up. Yeah. Alright. Mhm. Okay. Now while it brews, I need cream and sugar. No, I don't want sugar. Wait yeah sugar sounds good. Nah, I'll take it black. No cream. No sugar. That sound good. Okay. Now it's done. SLURP SLURP. Ah yes. Caffeine. I needed that to wake up. SLURP SLURP. Ooh, that's hot. I gotta be careful. Why's the coffee so hot? It just makes me have to wait. That's stupid. It shouldn't be this hot. I can't believe it."

We told him the first time but the next day he was the same way, so we took our bedroom back because it was too much. He just is incapable of not talking for 5 seconds, even if it's just out loud to himself.