This is true. What's also true is that you have a very trollish attitude to intersperse reasonable advice with demeaning comments, such as:

the programmers can use these functional features for their needs without having to endure the condescending supervision of the functional haskell ideologues neither the error headaches of the ghc compiler, made for robots

I think we could all learn from each other and improve, if we started from a position of curiosity rather than being judgemental. Your trolling doesn't help anyone and is in fact annoying. If you really are a troll, give yourself a pat on the back, mission achieved. Otherwise, please, be better.