I hate school reunions.

My tenth reunion, I and my best friend met a lot of our classmates at a Mexican restaurant. I was intelligent but had a crappy Homelife and finished low in my class rankings as did my best friend. When we left the restaurant to head to a party before one of the planned celebrations, there was a gorgeous convertible Mercedes parked in the first parking space. I was in front of everyone and walked to the car and took out my keys. I asked if anyone wanted to ride with me and someone pointed out that we were just going to a bar down the street . I nodded and said, "Oh" and put my keys back in my purse and kept on walking. My best friend told me later that several of our classmates jaws dropped and to this day, they still think I owned that $75k car.

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